Columbus Blown Off Course

The true story emerges: Columbus discovers mansion in NE Portland. The indigenous population of the Sabin district confiscated the Santa Maria and placed it on a mansion rooftop on Alameda St. Columbus was later discovered locked in the media room of the mansion, forced to watch Western movies on a 55″ LCD TV.

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  1. Dianna Lynn King's avatar Dianna Lynn King

    Surely they had a bigger screen then that in a mansion? Probably was at least 60 inches. How did he explain this to Queen Isabel when he got back to Spain?

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